Hillary’s energizing spirit drives the nation. To sleep.

LINCOLN, NEBRASKA — Hillary spoke to a crowd attempting to rally support and comatized them all with her invigorating message of whatever the hell she talks about.

“Oh, I thought it was wonderful,” said 75-year-old Pearlie Swann, “she was up there, you know, and she was talkin’ bout this or the other and I thought to myself, ‘You know, I like her. She talks so good and thinks a lot about everything, and she wants everybody to be healthy and that means a lot to me, you know, because I got this boil on my back that I just can’t seem to get rid of, and then the next thing you know, I woke up and it was the best day of my life.”

She added, as an afterthought, “You know that Obama is such a nice lookin’ young man, isn’t he?”


thanks, D. 🙂

4 responses to “Hillary’s energizing spirit drives the nation. To sleep.

  1. LOL

    I swear… She needs to just fall back and stop making her sorry-ass party look worse.

    I’d swear she was an undercover Republican operative.

  2. yo u know what, i wld totally not be surprised if that was the case. ive heard her essentially say, in a round about way, that mccain wld be better for the white house than obama. like wtf? what kind of masochistic turncoating is THAT?!

  3. BedStuyNative

    That’s that, anybody but a black man rhetoric.

    On another note: Was that lady REALLY talking about a boil on her back? That’s some funny ish. Where do you get this stuff?

  4. lol i made up the actual text. the picture is from wonkette.com… lmao

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