LINCOLN, NEBRASKA — Hillary spoke to a crowd attempting to rally support and comatized them all with her invigorating message of whatever the hell she talks about.
“Oh, I thought it was wonderful,” said 75-year-old Pearlie Swann, “she was up there, you know, and she was talkin’ bout this or the other and I thought to myself, ‘You know, I like her. She talks so good and thinks a lot about everything, and she wants everybody to be healthy and that means a lot to me, you know, because I got this boil on my back that I just can’t seem to get rid of, and then the next thing you know, I woke up and it was the best day of my life.”
She added, as an afterthought, “You know that Obama is such a nice lookin’ young man, isn’t he?”
thanks, D. 🙂