is he 18 yet? + in defense of amy (for once)

here’s a quick 2 piece for yall:

firstly, mike from HBO’s ‘the wire’:

tristan wilds aka mike from the wire
i bet this one tastes like sunshine & flintstone vitamins. 10 million strong & growing INDEED.

so i know he looks like he’s about 12 in that picture. and there’s a good chance that he probably was. but! good news! according to wikipedia, he was born in 1988 which makes him.. let’s see.. carry the one.. put a decimal point here… that would be a strapping and completely legal 20 years old soon, if not by now (sidebar: how fucked up is it that kids born in 1988 are even CLOSE to 20?? i feel beyond old!) . now the thing is, u have to watch the show to get the full grasp of the budding sexiness (plus its an awesome show and yo monkey asses shld be watchin anyway). but yeah, im callin it. as soon as he can grow a beard: fie fie delish.


im not aware if ppl know that amy winehouse used to be hot. well, correction: that she used to let her style team *make* her hot. its pretty clear that she’s got some pretty unfortunate genes and biological shit goin on. but yeah man, ever since those pictures of amy with her new blonde hurrdo surfaced, ppl have just been vicious! and i mean its not like it was without reason.. she do still look a mess. but still. my concern here is that ppl think she was ALWAYS a mess. untrue. looka here:

see? she didn’t always look like eats nothin but vienna sausages and bathes in bong water.

..she does now tho. that blonde hair aint change nunna that :/

amy amy amy
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8 responses to “is he 18 yet? + in defense of amy (for once)

  1. Why is she wearin isotoner slippers to the store yo?

    That chick makes the most ghetto of ghetto folks shake their heads and go “dayum she ghetto.”

  2. oh the irony of amy rolling her eyes at someone stumbling around drunk. and something about the white woman singing about questioning a black man’s manhood does not sit right with the angry sistahgurl in me.

  3. i’d never seen that video.. it’s terrible, lol. in keeping with the general trend, she’s uncomfortable and awkward throughout (not that an A+ ‘acting’ job could have saved that shitty ass video concept). i’ve always felt like she is a great singer who should never have been a performer. something makes me think she would agree.

  4. hmm. this is interesting: “i’ve always felt like she is a great singer who should never have been a performer.” i think she cld be an okay performer if she’d just lay off the sauce. and the salt. salt is my new slangy term for cocaine. i just made it up. let me know if that went over well or not. 🙂

  5. you know… she’s said that she doesn’t like the direction of her first album and there was definitely a shift to something much rawer. but i like the first album a whole lot better; i don’t find it ungenuine at all. then again, it’s not music about me.

  6. don’t be talking about my man like he’s yours becuz when I see him it’s going to be on for real.

  7. but Amy Winhouse do look a H.A.M!

  8. mike was born in 89. wikipedia aint reliable. he’s got a myspace page as well.

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