one of the worst cases of child abuse ive heard of in awhile.

thanks (i guess?) to dre for this.

 

New dad names daughter Sarah McCain Palin

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. “It’s going to take some more convincing.”

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to “to get the word out” about the campaign.

“I took one for the cause,” he said. “I can’t give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little.”

 

….seriously, id divorce his ass for this, take him to the cleaners, and donate all the loot to Barack*.  what a doosh.

 

*im lyin, i’d buy a jacuzzi.

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2 responses to “one of the worst cases of child abuse ive heard of in awhile.

  1. that is a great idea. in fifty years when that daughter runs for prez she can just say “my foreign policy experience comes from being named after a woman who could see russia from her porch!”

    holler. i’m naming my baby condoleezza rice-flavored tequila bush!

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