i was reminded of the ridiculous extraness of Steve Harvey’s suits today while workin on today’s post at SplackCent that required me to google the phrase ‘steve harvey suit.’ it’s quite a varied collection, with myriad colors and sizes to choose from.
PLAID PRINCE
Available Colors:
•Oh Lawd Lavendar
•Rench Around Red
•Have Mercy Mauve
Available Sizes:
•I Remember When Ike Hit Tina
•I Remember When Teddy P Hit That Tree
•I Remember When Marion Berry Hit That Pipe
Special Offer: Half off a pair of Gators in Righteous Robin’s Egg Blue
PEPPERMINT PIMP
Available Colors:
•Little Green Tree Air Freshener
•Crown Royal Bag
•Kool-Aid Red
Available Sizes:
•Teen Night at Syl’s Lounge
•Grown Ass Easter Sunday
•Old Man in the Club
Special Offer: Free matching du-rag
IN MY SKIN, DRANKIN GIN
Available Colors:
•Redbone
•High Yella
•Burnt Biscuit Bottom Black
Available Sizes:
•Man Man’s GED Graduation
•Big Mama’s Funeral
•Baby’s First Court Appearance
Special Offer: Complimentary pair of church socks to wear with your sandals
VAMPIRE IN BIRMINGHAM
Available Colors:
•Cameo’s Codpiece Black
•Whisper’s Mustache Black
•Black Black Blackity Black Black
Available Sizes:
•Big Luther
•Little Luther
Special Offer: Free “Float On” cassingle
CHURCH PICNIC PROPER
Available Colors:
•Sister Odell’s Favorite Sunday Hat (pictured)
•Huggy Bear’s Goldfish
•Collard Green
Available Sizes:
•1st Trip to the Maury Show
•2nd Trip to the Maury Show
•Fuck It, I’ll Just Pay Child Support
Special Offer: Big Mama’s secret Chittlin Loaf recipe
OMG.
Thank you for slaying my soul before lunch time.
Awesome.
Man, this made my day because I JUST saw a Steve Harvey suit at an open house for a rental. My sis and I are always clowning them folks. They be all, “Ya’ll don’t know nuttin ’bout this right here. *steps out toe* Stacey Adams! I look shaaaahhhp.”
OK…We ONLY jus’ found out ’bout Yer Blog wit dat “Tiger Flow Chart” post…but NOW…afta gettin’ da updatez on Yer new postz, We startin’ 2 think dat U are PURE Genius…
We couldn’t believe da “Steve Harvey Collection” wuz real UNTIL We click’d on one a’ da linkz…
MY GAWD…how gaudy!
http://theblackwhole.wordpress.com/2010/03/07/da-es-ist-gut-der-koenig-zu-sein-entry-124/
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–TBW
I hate you for making me spit red Kool-Aid at my monitor.
That is all. 🙂
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I have always admired men who have the balls to dress like that.
*something resembling DEAD*
I don’t think that’s what the song meant, when it said Jesus wants us for a rainbow.
OMG……You are STUPID for that one! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
See, this is why I can only read your blog on the weekend. Got me cackling and spilling wine everywhere!
Cadillac pimpin’ …
that was the most awesome thing I have ever read… my soul is merked…
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I need to cop one of these to hit the cabaret at the Elks’ Lodge.
Which one would go best with a snifter of Crown Royal?
this was hilarious.
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